2 Million Dollar Bills

I couldn’t believe the headline I was reading on MSN, I thought it was a bad dream, it couldn’t be true. The headline read BB’s Jade Goody to play pantomime villain. She is seemingly going to play the wicked queen in a version of snow white and the seven dwarfs, at least she wont have to wear any makeup to make her look ugly, she has an abundance of talent as far as natural ugliness is concerned.

I find it amazing that Jade Goody is receiving offers of work, after her true character and outlook on life was exposed on Celebrity Big Brother 2007, when she exposed herself as being a racist, the subsequent stories that surfaced afterwards about her life before she was famous clearly proved that this incident wasn’t a one off.

For me it is smacks of being a cheap gimmick by the Theatre Royal, in Lincoln to gain publicity, for this years show. I may be mistaken but the main audience of a panto such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is young children. Why is it then that a theatre is employing someone that is clearly an inbred racist to perform in front of children? I know what they are trying to do; they want to set a good example for the children that are watching in the audience, that it pays to be a racist in this day and age.

After Celebrity Big Brother 2007 you could clearly  see the crocodile tears falling from her eyes, once she realised that the gravy train could be over, you could smell the fear a mile off. It amazes me that someone as ugly, dumb and talentless as Jade Goody could make so much money out of those skills. For me she should be doing something that her talents deserve such as packing fish in a factory in Peterhead.

What I propose is that people make a stand against racists, and that means bombarding the Theatre Royal with complaints about Jade Goody performing in their second rate panto. If they do not listen to reason, people should totally boycott the show and make it the disaster that it deserves to be.

In fact I propose that people take it a step further and boycott every single show at a theatre, which  clearly says racism is ok, and are trying to gain publicity and sell tickets on the back of racist behaviour.

Theatre Royal, Lincoln can be contacted at the following telephone number 01522 523303 and via email at trl@dial.pipex.com. Make your voice heard!

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As we all know there are certain celebrities that we love to hate, the way they conduct themselves, how they lead there lives, their public personas are what makes them such hated figures. I wish they would just disappear from public view, but the chances of that happening are slim, they help to sell magazines, newspapers, where would all those crap talk shows and reality TV programs be without these dregs of the celebrity world.

1. Heather Mills, probably the number1 hated figure in the world, this lady is a complete wackjob, is doesn’t say too much about Paul McCartney because married her.

2. Jade Goody, formally the most hated celebrity in the UK, as we all know became a celebrity after big brother 2002. It amazes me how someone so dumb, ugly and talentless can make as much as she has. I’m hopeful that this inbred racists celebrity career is over.

3. Jack Tweedy, Jade goody’s former toy boy boyfriend, this guy is a complete weasel, again as talentless as his former hoe and not too much brains, she dumped him after he boasted to friends that his nickname for her was cash dispenser, what a nice guy.

4. Naomi Campbell, another complete wackjob, with a real bad temper, I think she needs to remember the days before she was famous and had nothing. She once accused the British Vogue magazine of being racist; bearing in mind she has graced the cover of the magazine 8 times, you figure it out, the point she was making, was that she hadn’t been featured on the front cover enough times.

5. Chris De Burgh, born in Argentina to British parents, holds British nationality, he is clearly developing severe mental problems as he gets older, maybe he has listened to his own crap, boring music too much. Dragged himself back into the public eye by agreeing to play a concert in Iran, good Idea Chris!!!, it is a well documented fact, that the Iranians are aiding and abetting terrorists in Iraqi which in turn are killing good American and British soldiers.

6. Kerry Katona, she has reached her career high by appearing the Iceland commercials. She was also voted worst celebrity mother, she continued to smoke, drink booze and allegedly snorted cocaine throughout her last pregnancy. Her big wish for 2008 was to be liked by the public, someone as annoying and ghetto like as her, NO CHANCE.

7. Jordan AKA Katie Price, glamour model that will basically sell her soul for the next new story for a few pounds. She basically became famous when she had her boobs drastically enlarged and then spent the first half of her celebrity life flashing her tits, ass and pussy at anyone with a camera. Try’s to make out she is a fantastic, caring and best mother in the world, yeah right! I will always remember her quote when her sick son Harvey was ill in hospital, “He may even have to miss our wedding” there was to thought of cancelling the wedding and we all know why ££££. Wow that is one caring mother.

8. Ashley Cole, one of the most hated players in the English Premier league, he is an obnoxious and ignorant brat, a liar and cheater, and filthy rich, but he has virtually no real class, money cant buy you that.

9. Russell Brand, you either like him or hate him, but to me he looks, and dresses like one the biggest freaks in the world and he sure as hell aint funny. Please send him back to wherever he crawled out of.

10. David Beckham, one of the most overrated footballers ever, lets put it into perspective, he captained one of the worst performing English sides ever, a serial cheater on his wife, {but I suppose who can blame him, she is a hound}, Fergie done the right thing when he kicked him out of United for preferring to shop, rather than train. He is liked too much because he is basically a pretty boy with too much money.

Everyone has there own personal favourite celebrities that they love to hate.  When my personal favourites appear on television they make want to put my foot through the screen or rip up the magazine that I see them in.

I know, after reading about this lot you will probably be feeling a wee bit sick and in the need of cheering up, the delcious Helle Berry always does the trick.Yes, This Woman Just Had a Baby

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