Eurovision Joke, Who Gives A Crap About Mickey Mouse Countries Voting For The UK !
Posted by: garryaw on 
May 25th, 2008 | 
Filed under: Passing the Time of the Day
I have to laugh at the comments made by Terry Wogan after lasts nights Eurovision Joke, that it was no longer a music contest. Who is he trying to kid, when was it ever a music contest. In fact Terry Wogan is just about as big a joke as the show, he bores the hell out of me, it’s about time that clown was pulled from Television, full stop. He is 50 years past his sell by date.
The Eurovision Song Contest as we all know is a popularity contest, plain and simple it always has been and always will be. Who really gives a dam if no one votes for the UK! It is obvious that the citizens of countries like Poland, Latvia, Bulgaria, Albania, etc aren’t the most intelligent people in the world, and their taste in music is totally crap.
What I think is the funniest thing about all this, is that the Citizens from all those Mickey Mouse countries, spend their miserable lives dreaming about coming to the UK to live and work. What surprises me the most is that there is anyone left in some of these crackpot countries, because it already seems as if they are all already living in the UK.
Lets be honest if it had been a proper and fair contest Andy Abraham would have came in the top 5 and at least 75 % of the acts wouldn’t have been allowed anywhere near a microphone let alone being allowed to perform on Television.
Lets face it, it wouldn’t have mattered who the UK had representing them, it would have been the same result. We could have let the best band in the world represent us; Oasis and it would have still being the same result.
It is clearly obvious that our eastern European neighbours love to pretend that they hate us, but it is all down to envy, they want to be us, they want what we have got and they basically want to be here.
My idea for a the UK to do better next year, is to dress that old boring fart Terry Wogan up in a pair of hot pants, give him a nice long blonde wig and put a ton of make up on him, so he looks like an eastern European hooker and I think we could possible win the thing.
After watching lasts night diabolical show I was badly requiring some liquid refreshments, to help me mentally recover from the pain of it all 10 Fantastic Bottled Lagers to Drink, When the Sun is shining and the World Aint Such a Bad Place!
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