2 Million Dollar Bills

As we all know there are certain celebrities that we love to hate, the way they conduct themselves, how they lead there lives, their public personas are what makes them such hated figures. I wish they would just disappear from public view, but the chances of that happening are slim, they help to sell magazines, newspapers, where would all those crap talk shows and reality TV programs be without these dregs of the celebrity world.

1. Heather Mills, probably the number1 hated figure in the world, this lady is a complete wackjob, is doesn’t say too much about Paul McCartney because married her.

2. Jade Goody, formally the most hated celebrity in the UK, as we all know became a celebrity after big brother 2002. It amazes me how someone so dumb, ugly and talentless can make as much as she has. I’m hopeful that this inbred racists celebrity career is over.

3. Jack Tweedy, Jade goody’s former toy boy boyfriend, this guy is a complete weasel, again as talentless as his former hoe and not too much brains, she dumped him after he boasted to friends that his nickname for her was cash dispenser, what a nice guy.

4. Naomi Campbell, another complete wackjob, with a real bad temper, I think she needs to remember the days before she was famous and had nothing. She once accused the British Vogue magazine of being racist; bearing in mind she has graced the cover of the magazine 8 times, you figure it out, the point she was making, was that she hadn’t been featured on the front cover enough times.

5. Chris De Burgh, born in Argentina to British parents, holds British nationality, he is clearly developing severe mental problems as he gets older, maybe he has listened to his own crap, boring music too much. Dragged himself back into the public eye by agreeing to play a concert in Iran, good Idea Chris!!!, it is a well documented fact, that the Iranians are aiding and abetting terrorists in Iraqi which in turn are killing good American and British soldiers.

6. Kerry Katona, she has reached her career high by appearing the Iceland commercials. She was also voted worst celebrity mother, she continued to smoke, drink booze and allegedly snorted cocaine throughout her last pregnancy. Her big wish for 2008 was to be liked by the public, someone as annoying and ghetto like as her, NO CHANCE.

7. Jordan AKA Katie Price, glamour model that will basically sell her soul for the next new story for a few pounds. She basically became famous when she had her boobs drastically enlarged and then spent the first half of her celebrity life flashing her tits, ass and pussy at anyone with a camera. Try’s to make out she is a fantastic, caring and best mother in the world, yeah right! I will always remember her quote when her sick son Harvey was ill in hospital, “He may even have to miss our wedding” there was to thought of cancelling the wedding and we all know why ££££. Wow that is one caring mother.

8. Ashley Cole, one of the most hated players in the English Premier league, he is an obnoxious and ignorant brat, a liar and cheater, and filthy rich, but he has virtually no real class, money cant buy you that.

9. Russell Brand, you either like him or hate him, but to me he looks, and dresses like one the biggest freaks in the world and he sure as hell aint funny. Please send him back to wherever he crawled out of.

10. David Beckham, one of the most overrated footballers ever, lets put it into perspective, he captained one of the worst performing English sides ever, a serial cheater on his wife, {but I suppose who can blame him, she is a hound}, Fergie done the right thing when he kicked him out of United for preferring to shop, rather than train. He is liked too much because he is basically a pretty boy with too much money.

Everyone has there own personal favourite celebrities that they love to hate.  When my personal favourites appear on television they make want to put my foot through the screen or rip up the magazine that I see them in.

I know, after reading about this lot you will probably be feeling a wee bit sick and in the need of cheering up, the delcious Helle Berry always does the trick.Yes, This Woman Just Had a Baby

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 I’m putting forward the motion for David Beckham to face me in a Celebrity Boxing match.  A Scotland against England dual between one of England’s best known sportsmen and one of Scotland’s lesser-known sons Garry A Wynters, who is on the road to becoming a internationally known entrepreneur and blogger.  A boxing match for charity, it could raise millions and I promise not to hurt him too much, honest.

Why am I proposing this fight, to raise lots of money for charity of course, and to wipe that smile off the pretty boys face.  Beckham is younger, fitter, and faster than me; I have lots and lots more power so it would be a real interesting fight. Has Beckham ever had a fight, can he fight. He can take a good hit; well he did when Fergie hit him, when he kicked the football boot, which struck him. 

I will make sure the fight goes the whole three rounds so the pain will last longer for him. He could even rope in Posh as the ring girl, I’m not sure if her skinny little arms could carry the card around the ring.

The Challenge has been made to David Beckham and I’m ready to rumble………

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