Chris De Burgh, The Iranians Secret Plan To Hang Him, For Crimes Against Music!
April 25, 2008 – 11:02 pmI was amazed at the story that Chris De Burgh is set to play a concert in Iran sometime in June or July, he will be the first western artist to play a concert there since the country’s 1979 revolution.I feel sorry for the people of Iran that they will have to suffer someone as boring and bland as Chris De Burgh. Is that the best the authorities in Tehran can come up with for there people, surely there are thousands of more worthy performers that they could have chosen than him.
I personally feel that he must have sold his soul to the devil to achieve the success that he has. What a pain it is too see his ugly face on Television plugging his latest album. I can only think it is some sort of hoax by his management company to try and sell a few records. Lets be honest he doesn’t sell any records nowadays, and I suppose the only hope he has of playing in front of the 12,000 people again, is in Tehran, they don’t know any better.
I came up with the only logical explanation for the crazy Idea that Chris De Burgh is going to be playing a concert in Iran; it is a dastardly plan by the Iranians to punish him for his crimes against music. When he walks out onto the stage In Tehran, he will find the gallows and the hangman’s noose waiting for him. The devil has come to collect his payment!
I wonder if there is any chance that Paris Hilton could join him as supporting act, Paris Hilton, The Celebrity, Not the Beautiful French City
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