David Beckham, Celebrity Boxing Match, Scotland Versus England
Posted by: garryaw on 
Apr 11th, 2008 | 
Filed under: Celebrity World
I’m putting forward the motion for David Beckham to face me in a Celebrity Boxing match. A Scotland against England dual between one of England’s best known sportsmen and one of Scotland’s lesser-known sons Garry A Wynters, who is on the road to becoming a internationally known entrepreneur and blogger. A boxing match for charity, it could raise millions and I promise not to hurt him too much, honest.
Why am I proposing this fight, to raise lots of money for charity of course, and to wipe that smile off the pretty boys face. Beckham is younger, fitter, and faster than me; I have lots and lots more power so it would be a real interesting fight. Has Beckham ever had a fight, can he fight. He can take a good hit; well he did when Fergie hit him, when he kicked the football boot, which struck him.
I will make sure the fight goes the whole three rounds so the pain will last longer for him. He could even rope in Posh as the ring girl, I’m not sure if her skinny little arms could carry the card around the ring.
The Challenge has been made to David Beckham and I’m ready to rumble………
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