2 Million Dollar Bills

The world is finally going to be rid of that lunatic American President George Bush on January 20th 2009.  My friends in the USA I have  made me aware on numerous occasions that George Bush’s presidency has been the worst one ever. I just hope and pray that he doesn’t manage to start another war or two, or mess up the economy any more than it is.

I must admit I’m not too impressed with his possible replacements, John McCain who is old enough to be my granddad and I aint young! Barack Obama and the devil in disguise Hilary Clinton. Is that really the best that the Americans can come up with, I know its all down to money, ah well, I will say no more!

I had a vision last night that could help save American from the forthcoming doom that lies before them. I think I have found a saving grace for the land of the free, well, free as long as it doesn’t upset your government or the men who hide in the shadows trying to control the world!

I’m forwarding myself as the campaign manager for Stewie Griffen, to run as an independent candidate to become the next president of the USA. I feel he has all the credentials required to save America and make it a great country again. He has a huge amount of relevant experience, including, carjacking, forgery, loan sharking and the odd killing. As you can see he is ideally suited to the job as the next president of America.

Stewie has vowed to turn things around and will end illegal wars in Iraqi and Afghanistan. By doing so he will save the life’s thousands of brave soldiers and multi billions of Dollars, which will be spent on creating jobs, fighting crime and dealing with the third world levels of deprivation that exist for so many hardworking and decent people in the USA.

Stewie tells me that he is going to make Brian Griffen his Vice President, which I feel is a great move, someone that has less hidden agendas than Dick Cheney and is substantially more intelligent. He also says he is going to overhaul both the CIA and FBI, he reckons they are two of the most corrupt agencies in the world, not my words, they are Stewie’s, so guys, get on his case not mine! Lois will take over the running of the CIA and Peter will sort out the FBI.

As you can sea when Stewie gets elected the 44th president of America, things will quickly start to improve for the better. Remember when the time comes, your vote counts, don’t waste it. All you have to do, is vote Stewie Griffen, you know it makes sense.

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