I Must Tell Alan Sugar & His Two Goons, You’re Fired!

May 17, 2008 – 8:10 pm

I don’t know about you, but for me the UK version of The Apprentice is a 2nd rate version of the US version hosted by Donald Trump. I watch it more for a laugh than anything else, you cant really take it seriously. It’s obvious that Alan Sugar probably already has his mind up as to who he wants. All is not lost, for me the biggest problem is the chairman the one and only Alan Sugar and his two goons, Margaret Mountford and Nick Hewer. My personal opinion is that they are not cut out for being part of a cutting edge and exciting television program. They all lack something that is called charisma.

We area all well aware of the fact that, Sir Alan Sugar made his name and a hell a lot of money by selling rubbish to unsuspecting members of the public. I don’t know how he managed it, but he comes across more like a doggy used car salesman. Comments like, “she could sell ice to the Eskimos”, sums up the show for me predictable and boring.

For those of you who preach on about it being the most exciting reality tv program, get a life, get out more or change the channel, please do something to get your sense of reality back.

If the presenters of The Apprentice weren’t bad enough, I cant believe that this is the best bunch of contestants that they could find. Some of them just irate me, such as the extremely ugly Jenny Celerier, Simon Smith (please don’t give up your day job, you have reached your pinnacle of your working life!), Ian Stringer what a tosser, I could go on and on. The only one I liked was Lindi Mngaza, she is real hot, I can only imagine that Alan Sugar is blind. If they were that hard up for people for the show, I here there are plenty of out of work actors that are looking for work!!!

I wish I had the power to say to Alan Sugar and his two goons, “you’re fired”.

Get shot of these bunch of clowns and get some decent actors in, I meant, decent apprentices, and the show could be taken seriously. If I want to watch some good comedy, I will pop a Only Fools and Horses or Phoenix nights DVD on and get a proper laugh.

I think Alan Sugar and his goons need to take a wee holiday with Chris De Burgh, The Iranians Secret Plan To Hang Him, For Crimes Against Music!

 

 

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